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To watch “Marley & Me,” the bland, obsequious adaptation of John Grogan’s
best-selling memoir of his up-and-down relationship with an unruly Labrador
retriever, is to tune in to an era that seems so close and yet so distant. In
those naïve old days — the 1990s through the first part of this century —
Florida real estate boomed, newspapers flourished and the heavens rained money.
Because the movie, directed by David Frankel (“The Devil Wears Prada”), plays by
the rules of Hollywood, John and Jenny Grogan (Owen Wilson and Jennifer
Aniston), never age. The Grogans, golden-fleeced journalists, move from
Kalamazoo, Mich., to West Palm Beach, Fla., where they adopt a yellow Lab that
John names Marley (after Bob). Except for the occasional thunderstorm that
freaks out the neurotic dog, the weather in Florida is always sunny with low
humidity.
Later in the movie, after nearly a decade and a half have passed and the Grogans
and their three model children have moved to a greeting-card perfect stone house
with a barn in rural Pennsylvania, the years seem not to have touched them. Mr.
Wilson’s blond surfer locks remain unflecked with gray. The waistline of Ms.
Aniston’s Jenny, after bearing three children, shows no sign of a bulge.
Although the Grogans have their spats, one of which drives John temporarily out
of the house, the screenplay glosses over their domestic crises to convey the
fantasy of a marriage that is mostly smooth sailing, save for Jenny’s exhaustion
after the birth of their third child. (The possibility of post-partum depression
is cautiously broached, then dropped as though too hot to handle.) Most of the
time the Grogans get along fine, largely because John is a laid-back dude
verging on a doormat. As for the couple’s romantic chemistry, there is plenty of
cuddling but little heat.
If Jenny, the no-nonsense household boss, is mercifully forgiving and
appealingly curvaceous, beneath her surface perkiness she is awfully dull; early
on, the movie conveniently forgets she is a journalist. Mr. Wilson’s John verges
on stupefied. His vague, drawling passive-aggression and dazed chipmunk smile
are not traits usually associated with an aspiring hard-news journalist who
finds his niche writing a humorous column about his incorrigible dog.
The movie implies a rivalry between John and Sebastian (Eric Dane), his best
friend at the newspaper, but makes sure that the slick, preening Sebastian comes
across as a toxic bachelor not worth envying. As John’s gruff editor with a
heart of gold, Alan Arkin serenely works his familiar curmudgeonly shtick.
In the 2005 book, the rearing of an untrained but unfailingly loyal pet, who
John likes to boast is “the world’s worst dog,” is portrayed as a relationship
in which Marley teaches his master valuable life lessons. These include
tolerating frustration and remembering to live in the moment while building a
family — wisdom not conveyed by the movie.
Marley enters the Grogans’ household as a test case for actual parenthood. In
his first act of vandalism he tears up their garage. The first signs that he is
untrainable come when an imperious dog trainer (Kathleen Turner) abruptly
rejects him after he refuses to obey, and a potentially uproarious comic
encounter between human and beast is thrown away.
Mildly diverting scenes of canine misbehavior crop up at regular intervals, but
the film makes little of them. After Marley’s failure at dog-training school, he
is pretty much allowed to destroy at his leisure while his owners express amused
exasperation. The deepening emotional bond between the Grogans and Marley is
simply taken for granted.
Although the scenes between Mr. Wilson and the 22 dogs that play Marley at
different ages demonstrate affection between owner and pet, nobody in the movie,
including the Grogan children, seems deeply, wrenchingly attached to any other
creature. Life is lived more habitually than passionately.
That doesn’t mean the scenes of Marley’s final days and the family’s mourning
over his death aren’t affecting. Of course they are. But at the end of “Marley &
Me” you don’t leave the theater with a sense that anything much has been
learned, only that a fixture in the Grogans’ comfortable suburban lives has been
removed. They will get over the loss in no time.
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